JASON VOORHEES

JASON VOORHEES, THE BREATHING ESSCENCE OF EVIL HAS HAD AN IMPACT ON HORROR MOVIES SINCE THE FIRST FRIDAY THE 13TH. (EVEN THOUGH HE WAS NOT THE KILLER IN THE ORIGINAL FRIDAY THE 13TH, HE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME WHEN HE JUMPED OUT OF THE LAKE AT THE END.)

Some will say Jason is not scary, and Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer is Horror, but that usually turns out to be a bunch of little pussies who never saw the original Friday The 13th. I look at this way, what the fuck, may I ask is scary about a dork from Party of Five dressed up in a shitty K-Mart special Halloween mask? Nothing! If you have lived in the woods such as I have, and you have seen the first Friday the 13ths by yourself then you have been scared. I don't care how macho or tough you think you are. The decayed face of Jason, his mother's decapitated head that rests in Jason's home..... that is a true Horror film.

I'm not sure which is my Friday the 13th film, but I am sure which is my least favorite. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning definately has to be the worst. The idea of an imposter Jason just sucks, and the imposter Jason looks real cheesy. Other than that the other films kick ass.


FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3


FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 6: JASON LIVES


DEATH TO FALSE HORROR!!!